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May 172012
 

Posts at Iceland Review and Raving Ravens report that Árni Johnsen, a member of the Icelandic parliament, has had a 24-ton boulder moved to his home in the Westman Islands off the Southern coast of Iceland. Árni wanted to save the stone from destruction because it’s home to some elves who saved his life two years ago when he crashed his car nearby. The stone was subsequently in danger of being paved under as the highway was widened, so Árni had it moved out of the path of construction. Now he’s decided to move it to his house.

He called in Ragnhildur Jónsdóttir, an expert from Álfagarðurinn (the Elf Garden), who is able to see and communicate with the elves. Iceland Review quotes Árni:

“She said it was incredible, that she had never met three generations of elves in the same boulder before.”

“She said an elderly couple lives on the upper floor but a young couple with three children on the lower floor,” the MP described.

The specialist concluded that the boulder’s inhabitants were content with the move. “But they asked whether the boulder could stand on grass. I said that was no problem but asked why they wanted grass. ‘It’s because they want to have sheep,’ Ragnhildur replied,” Árni continued.

The specialist also said that the elves wish for the boulder’s “window side” to face the view. “I promised to do so,” Árni stated.

The boulder was trucked to its new location while the elves rode in a sheepskin-lined basket in Ragnhildur’s Peugeot, eating honey all the way. You can see pictures of all this at Visir and video at Morgunblaðið and RÚV.

This may not be the storybook happy ending it seems, though. In a followup article, Iceland Review reports that Magnús Skarphéðinsson, principal of the Icelandic Elf School, has doubts about whether the elves really consented to the move. Magnús warns that accidents are known to follow disruptions of elf settlements. Indeed, only last year some construction equipment breakdowns were blamed on angry elves, and such elf-related problems are common.

If it’s true that Árni has taken the elves’ home without their consent, it wouldn’t be the first time he has stolen property in the name of home improvement. As described in The Iceland Weather Report, Árni was convicted several years ago of corruption, fraud, and embezzlement for taking money from the National Theatre (which he oversaw) to pay for the construction and renovation of his homes.

What may surprise you most about all of this elf business is the fact that it’s being reported mostly with a straight face. That’s because belief in elves (more correctly, huldufólk, or “hidden people”)–or at least acceptance of the possibility of their existence–is fairly widespread in Iceland (see articles in Iceland Review and Slate).

While many Icelanders regard the elves mostly as something to avoid when building roads, others, like Hallgerdur Hallgrímsdóttir, enjoy having sex with them. Her blog, Sex with Humans is Boring, is no longer being updated, but you can watch a video of her discussing sex with elves (and her book about it) at VICE. Her elves apparently are much taller than the basket-sized ones that Árni kidnapped.

 

Link: What Isn’t for Sale?

 Posted by Bill on May 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm  Philosophy
May 012012
 

Market thinking so permeates our lives that we barely notice it anymore. A philosopher sums up the hidden costs of a price-tag society.

A debate about the moral limits of markets would enable us to decide, as a society, where markets serve the public good and where they do not belong. Thinking through the appropriate place of markets requires that we reason together, in public, about the right way to value the social goods we prize.

Makes me want to join the Tea Party*

 Posted by Bill on April 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Apr 162012
 

New content from Bill’s Head has been lacking lately, partly due to Bill being extra-busy at work. So here’s a mildly-amusing work-related story for you.

Last week we got a bid solicitation from a federal agency. They want to renew their support agreement for our software. The total cost is about $500. I won’t get into what a waste of time it is to be filling out all this paperwork for the sake of a $500 sale–that’s not amusing.

The bid form that they want us to “fill out” is in a Microsoft Word document. Inside this document, all the details about what they want to purchase are there in text format. So is all the contact information for the agency. So are 10 pages worth of definitions, requirements, and general bureaucratic crap, most of which has absolutely nothing to do with the matter at hand.

One such piece of crap appears on the list of contract clauses “included by reference”: FAR 52.223-18, “Encouraging Contractor Policies to Ban Text Messaging While Driving,” which “encourages” us to adopt policies and train our employees about the dangers of text messaging while driving:

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Dear people who said Friday Ni…

 Posted by Bill on March 23, 2012 at 10:20 pm  Review, Television
Mar 232012
 

Dear people who said Friday Night Lights is awesome & you don’t have to care about HS football to like it: you owe me 45 minutes of my life.

Favorite line from last week’s…

 Posted by Bill on February 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Feb 242012
 

Favorite line from last week’s Economist: “From an employer’s perspective, gays do not differ from straights in any way that matters.”

Just saw a woman with an ash c…

 Posted by Bill on February 22, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Feb 222012
 

Just saw a woman with an ash cross on her forehead and for some reason thought of zombies. Come to think of it that’s what Easter is about.

Music Review: The Turpentine Ray; Book Review: Prague

 Posted by Bill on February 11, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Feb 112012
 

The First TV DinnerA friend of mine plays in a band in Prague called The Turpentine Ray, and they’ve just released its first album, “The First TV Dinner.” They describe their style as “turbine room folk music,” and I’d say that’s as good a description as any.

My review of the album: I like it. And I’m not just saying that because I know the guy. That’s not a particularly insightful review, I know, but you can just go listen for free and decide for yourself if you like it. Be sure to buy it if you do.

While we’re on the subject of Prague: I recently read Arthur Phillips’s novel Prague, which is set in Budapest and hasn’t much to do with Prague at all. Or perhaps everything to do with Prague. I had read a later novel by Phillips, The Egyptologist, a few years ago, or tried to, anyway–I think I got bored and quit before the end. So I was a bit skeptical when I received Prague as a gift, but it sounded like something I should like, and in fact was. I quite liked it, and now perhaps will have to give The Egyptologist another try.

Prague follows five 20-something American and Canadian expats living in Budapest, all of them longing for other places and people. The related ideas of nostalgia, longing, and discontent recur throughout the book–one of the characters is even a scholar of nostalgia. I’ve never been to Budapest but I have been to (and enjoyed) Prague and have heard that the two cities are similar–river down the middle, famous bridge, castle on a hill, funicular, etc. As I read descriptions of Budapest in Prague the mental images I formed were all based on Prague, so the book might as well have been set there as far as I was concerned. Perhaps it was my nostalgia for Prague and my occasional fantasy of life as an expat that made me like Prague.

If you’ve read the book (or any of his others) let me know what you thought.

 

@dexrexllc Are you still in bu…

 Posted by Bill on December 21, 2011 at 9:25 am
Dec 212011
 

@dexrexllc Are you still in business? Service not working, no status updates on site, no response to customer inquiries.

Wait, Michele Bachmann is stil…

 Posted by Bill on December 13, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Dec 132011
 

Wait, Michele Bachmann is still running for President?!

Excited to try @Spotify until …

 Posted by Bill on December 5, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Dec 052011
 

Excited to try @Spotify until I got to signup page: requires you to link to a Facebook account. No way. I’ll keep my money at Rhapsody.