Bill’s Head’s Store


If you were thinking to yourself, “How can I get some of Bill’s subtle wit packaged in bumper sticker form to show the world I know what’s what?” you’re in the right place.

Designs are available as bumper stickers, car magnets, and various other formats. If the store doesn’t have the design you want in the format you want, let me know and I’ll add it.

Click through to Bill’s Head’s Store on CafePress to order.

Mileage Ovals

Poke fun at those ubiquitous “look how cool I am for running” stickers.

Please note: I am not making fun of your accomplishment of running 13.1 miles. That is roughly 10.1 miles further than I have ever run or care to run, and I recognize that it is quite an accomplishment in its own right. I am making fun of your need to tell the whole world about it (yes, I do recognize the irony that I am saying this on a Web site devoted to sharing my thoughts and adventures with the world). Plus, come on: you’re bragging about accomplishing something that’s defined as being halfway to something else. The half marathon really needs some rebranding.

Oval car sticker reading "13.1. Next time I'll try harder."

13.1 Next time I’ll try harder

Show the non-running world you realize it’s silly to brag about your half-accomplishment.

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Oval car sticker reading "13.1. Try harder next time."

13.1 Try harder next time

Make fun of the people who brag about getting halfway there.

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Oval car sticker reading "13.1. You're halfway there."

13.1 You’re halfway there

This one could be read as encouragement or mockery. It’s up to you. Or the viewer.

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Other Designs

Bumper sticker reading "Choose Death. Your savior did!"

Choose Death. Your savior did!

Show your support for suicide rights or abortion rights, make fun of “choose life” stickers, or just leave them scratching their heads. You’re sure to offend plenty of people, anyway.

Note that the savior is wearing Bill’s Head in a jar (click image at left for larger preview).

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